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While doing the brewery quest today I noticed 2 squirrels talking, they were saying.....
I bet you can't hit Herald Saffron on the head with that acorn...
I can too!!! said the other squirrel.... Oh?? Let's see then....., I think she is coming just around the corner.....
The squirrel took his acorn.... aimed and WOOHAAA, what a throw!! right in her face!!! OMG said the other squirrel, She's gonna be SOOO mad!!
saff flew into a rage and covered all the trees with honey, halting the escape of the two squirrels. she then grabed the trapped squirrels and painted them...
orange then changed them into elves and hung signs round their necks that said lunch for raargh...cackling evily she tied them to tree to wait for him to find them....
Raargh came into the locale, seeing the squirrels tied up there made him start drooling badly...Look what I have for you Saff said and started to walk towards Raargh, but she slipped in the drool puddle and....
fell on her back hitting her head. saff saw stars, she saw little blue birdies, and she saw raargh..and thought how strong how handsome..how beautiful he was......jumping up she began to tell him how much she loved him when lorsa came along....
Raargh be married to Lorsa. Raargh is one man troll. Me not be smart, but me know what's me like to eat!...
Rarrgh and lorsa was last sean hand in hand skipping through the wildflowers in fairy hill singing your the one that i want ! your the one oo oo oooo
The Moral Of The Story Is ... ---
Be on the lookout for acorn throwing squirrels....get whacked by one and you'll end up covered in drool and in love with a troll.
