~*~*~*~And so the story begins~*~*~*~
While hunting for leaves in the Light Forest, I spotted....
Herald Saffron Laying On the Ground with her feet in the Air
OMG!! I shouted, "WHAT ARE YOU DOING??"
"Im lookin for aliens," She Replied
I asked why she was looking for them, she replied "Because they are pink... and I love PINK THINGS!!"
And my feet are in the air because I know they will be attracted to my pink socks.
welll welll welll.... pink socks eh?? so ya got the pink bra to match???" I asked.
Suddenly Chancelor Rick deghosted and stood right infront of Saff... and yelled "OMG! WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING GIRL?"
Saff ansered.. "ummmm... admireing my pink socks"
Saff them jumped up, brushed off her robe and got out her amulet.. She looked at Rick with evil eyes... all of a sudden POOOOOF!!!! rick turned all pink
OMG!!! Ive beeeeeeeeeen pinkeeeeeeeeeeed!!! Rick then ran away crying.. Saff looked at him with an evil grin on her face and began to laugh.. she laughed to hard.. she peed in her pink panties
I dont think Rick is ever commin back.. Saff said.. hmm.. I asked.. so is there an opening for Chancellor now?
so the Moral of the story is... if you wanna get ahead in the Kingdom.. to knock someone higher in charge.. so you can get their position