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Xena Warrior Herald Saffron








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The picture to the left shows Sam's Second Kingdom sponsor Herald Saffron and your wee elf pal Sam both armed and ready to battle evil villains. When it comes to Herald Saffron in Sam's games, the contestants enjoy showing-off Miss Saffron's awesome ability to pink paint anyone or anything who dares to challenge her.
 
As always, the story is presented in its uneditted form to preserve the spontaneous combustion ...er... nature of a yarn game.

Whilst travelling to the faire, I spotted Xena Warrior Herald Saffron engaged in combat with....

with Lord Legolas!!!! (that is true) "WOW!" was the first thing I thought "What is Legolas doing in SK?? How did he get here from Lord of the rings books?? and what account is he on?"

while I was watching I noticed that the other guards starting to come help Saffron, when Legolas saw this he....

ran away screaming and calling to his mommy dearest. Saffron had her pink-painting fiddle in her hands! So...

she went to paint him but missed and instead hit .....

the castle gates...and suddenly we had a pretty pink castle inhabited by...

Chancellor Pink and the Pinkettes... the hottest new group in SK.

when the Queen saw the pink castle and the group she said....

what happend to legolas anyways?

everyone looked around in confusement.... everyone had forgotten about him with all that pink business.... Legolas himself was...

--- The Moral Of The Story Is ...

---Rather take on Sauron then onto Saffron

Herald Saffron, Super Warrior
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Chancellor Daemonium
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Rare pic of Mister Dae at Sam's game with pink Dae in background.